Monday, July 18, 2011

You know, it's the small joys in life (a random week's collections)

You know, it's the small joys in life.
The feel of a small hand on your back,
The other hand cupping your ear.
And the owner's voice whispering,
"There's no more soap in the bathroom".

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Me, to my friend, Scott – “Today, when I came in from recess.… I really don't have to finish this story, do I?”

Scott – “No.  No, you don't.  But I was hoping you were going to say, 'I got out my blue mat and had milk and cookies'.”

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 One of my students after dropping his cookie on the floor and retrieving it: "If you say, 'God bless the germs,' it helps."

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Another student - “I’m not going to be here, tomorrow.  Can I use the restroom?”
::My head therein explodes like the jury member on South Park after the Chewbacca/Ewok question.  Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

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Me -"How are you doing, Xavier?"

Xavier -"How are you doing, too?" :o)

Maybe you had to hear him say it.

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Boo-ya!  The Assistant Principle just told me (well, she told me ma, but either way) that I would make a great father.

Ladies, start faxing in your resumes!  Well, I don't have a fax machine, so maybe just send it some other way. And I’m not really looking for the father thing just yet, so maybe just send a note to say hello and how nice the weather is.

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Dear diary,
The rambler ran today. There were only two small fires,
and I may have become a tad high on fumes.  It was great.  And a little nauseous.  And loud.  I think Suzy is cute.  And she smiled at me today in math class.  I think we're going steady.  It's a good thing I was wearing my lucky Star Wars underwear.  This is the best day of my life.  Except there was meatloaf for lunch.  Yuck.

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A final note to the heedful:  Never, under any circumstances, sneeze while peeing.

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